Colour The Sunset

18. English. Language-loving aspiring actress!

NSFW blog: leather-handcuffs-and-love.tumblr.com and fashion blog: swearthatyouloveme.tumblr.com
Recent Tweets @
  • Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
  • [Class titters]
  • Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
  • [Laughter increases]
  • Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
  • [Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]

luneprism:

When white western men condemn muslim men for misogyny, they’re not doing it because they give a fuck about women, because if they did they’d start by addressing the sexism they perpetuate personally. They don’t give a fuck about women, they want an excuse to be racist. 

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trapg0ds:

joseguwop:

" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job

have a seat 

men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"

but if a girl has one preference, suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch

fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash 

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dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing its fins

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themadhatter-steacup:

andwedr0wn:

Same

He saw the moment and thought it’s my time to shine

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swimming-northbound:

this is literally all the motivation i would need 

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couple-of-dumbasses:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britain*

*history teachers crying*

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
I think the world is going crazy! In 40 years from now an old gay couples will be holding hands on the street?? I mean, do you see things like that in our days? 2 old lesbian women?How can you explain that all this "gay thing" was not so popular in the past? And why there is no such a thing in the nature (have you ever saw a gay dog?cow?cat?) i keep asking myself if we are,the humans, invented all the gayness. And don't get me wrong,i think you awesome.just have to hear your opinion about it
colourthesunset colourthesunset Said:

kaeandlucy:

stevieboebi:

Thank you for your question.  Yes, 40 years from now gay and lesbian couples will be holding hands down the street, hopefully with little to no risk of hate and violence that so many before us feared while doing so.  And this was “popular” in the past.  Here is 150 years of photos of lesbian couples: X 

It would be very odd for me to see dogs, cats, or cows walking down the street holding hands (even if they did have hands). However, over 1500 species of animals practice homo-tendencies romantically, sexually or in parenting. Here is a list of ten X There is also an entire species of lizard called the New Mexico Whiptail that is entirely lesbians, all female.  No males.  X

No, I don’t think we “invented” gayness, but I do think lots of us ignore how much homo-ness is and always was all around us.  

GOD BLESS STEVIE BOEBI

sexawh:

1. The meaning behind my URL

2. A picture of me

3. Why I love my bestfriend

4. Last time I cried and why

5. Piercings I have

6. Favorite Band

7. Biggest turn off(s)

8. Top 5 (insert subject)

9. Tattoos I want
10. Biggest turn on(s)

11. Age

12. Ideas of a perfect date

13. Life goal(s)

14. Piercings I want

15. Relationship status

16. Favorite movie

17. A fact about my life

18. Phobia

19. Middle name

20. Anything you want to ask

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reitone:

reitone:

french people are so hardcore they eat pain for breakfast

this pun was wasted on you all

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